41.

"my fucking period drips out of the holes in my ancient panties, dad."

#howtogetmoneyfromyourparents

39.

"What if the whole time you used a vibrator, it played the icecream truck song?"

38.

Miles:
"he was talking to me... and all i could think about was negro R2D2."

37.

#hightalk

rachel: me and my sister are real close
tj wethington: how close?
rachel: like 3rd base close.

36.

jones:

you know what they say about fruitloops... they're a gateway cereal.

35.

jones- have you ever had an old person tell you that you look like them when they were younger?

me- no, have you?

jones- yes and i am like "BITCH there was NOT and H&M when you were young."

34.

Bennett-

"so are you a cat girl, or a dog girl?"

Me-

"dog girl, i mean i like kittens... but not cats."

Bennett-

"yeah, cats suck. all they do is sit in dark corners and bite little kids."

33.

Daniel:

'i'll have a raspberry white mocha and some masculinity if you've got some back there' #realtalk

32.

Luis:

thats like giving a kid a loaded gun and saying "here, make art"

31.

Rachel

"what are those penis trees"

Daniel

"fernus erectus"

30.

Rachel- "michael. i need my flickr account upgraded. it's only $24.95/year. just saying."

Michael Tehrani- "ur gay."

Rachel- "uhhh. no... YOU'RE gay. i'm just dumb."

Michael Tehrani- "you might not have any homo in you now, but when i get there, you're gonna have lots of homo in you ;]"