"my fucking period drips out of the holes in my ancient panties, dad."
#howtogetmoneyfromyourparents
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
37.
#hightalk
rachel: me and my sister are real close
tj wethington: how close?
rachel: like 3rd base close.
rachel: me and my sister are real close
tj wethington: how close?
rachel: like 3rd base close.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
34.
Bennett-
"so are you a cat girl, or a dog girl?"
Me-
"dog girl, i mean i like kittens... but not cats."
Bennett-
"yeah, cats suck. all they do is sit in dark corners and bite little kids."
"so are you a cat girl, or a dog girl?"
Me-
"dog girl, i mean i like kittens... but not cats."
Bennett-
"yeah, cats suck. all they do is sit in dark corners and bite little kids."
33.
Daniel:
'i'll have a raspberry white mocha and some masculinity if you've got some back there' #realtalk
'i'll have a raspberry white mocha and some masculinity if you've got some back there' #realtalk
Thursday, September 9, 2010
30.
Rachel- "michael. i need my flickr account upgraded. it's only $24.95/year. just saying."
Michael Tehrani- "ur gay."
Rachel- "uhhh. no... YOU'RE gay. i'm just dumb."
Michael Tehrani- "you might not have any homo in you now, but when i get there, you're gonna have lots of homo in you ;]"
Michael Tehrani- "ur gay."
Rachel- "uhhh. no... YOU'RE gay. i'm just dumb."
Michael Tehrani- "you might not have any homo in you now, but when i get there, you're gonna have lots of homo in you ;]"
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