Sunday, November 28, 2010

60.

god jabba the hut is such a fat fucking asshole. - MJ

59.

Stephanie- you and me together?! kiss my fucking ass, princess.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

58.

Rachel- i have a thing for clothes.
Jason- hey that's cool.. some people collect... ... children. others collect clothes.

Monday, November 8, 2010

58.

Jason G: I thought it was demonic at first glance

Jason G: yeah it does sound like demoinc, too

Laura W: demoinc?

Laura W: ha ha

Jason G: that should be a word

Laura W: You can make it a word. Tell us the definition

Jason G: Demoinc - Demons, hailing from the underworld, that lived in Des Moines, Ia. in their previous lives.

Laura W: The demoinc are coming to get you! And they have pitch forks!



57.

Charles - I set my alarm last night, but forgot to turn it on. At least I went into this morning with good intentions.

56.

I secretly played with Barbies until I started having sex... then I kept having sex and stopped playing with Barbies. - Jones

55.

"so this morning, i was gonna trip you with a shoestring and you would fall and crack your head open and cry" - jason

"don't forget the water. he was gonna rig a bucket of water to spill when you tripped. but i told him this was the worst idea ever" - jen

"...what." - me