29.

Collin Kilty:


Welcome to rapeville. You suck the peen, we get the green.

28.

Brian Early:

If I can't hear your scream then I aint payin for nuthin!

27.

Brian Early:

I could trap your spirit inside of somethin

like a wizards stop watch clock box pocket watch pocket.

26.

i received this in my E-mail from Daniel Garza and Justin...

25.

Michael Tehrani:
lets play a game

Rachel:
okay

Sia:
in the month of october whoever has sex in your car first gets to keep it
me vs you
but it has to be with a complete stranger
and you cant use protection
you have to be sober
and on an attractive scale
they have to be less than five
down?

Rachel:
you're horrible

Sia:
what? thats like every night for me
your car is as good as mine

24.

Michael Tehrani:

i have a new goal in life

Rachel:

whats that

Michael:

to get on that blog

Michael:

oh and sleep with channing tatum

Michael:

but mostly the first one

23.

Stephanie:

what the fuck is ween the mollusk

22.

Bennett:

Its impressive that you can judge typed words. Most people can only judge penmenship.

Like if she wrote in a glittery, pink gel pen and dotted her "I's" with hearts.

And the paper had a cum stain.

Then I could tell if she was a slut.