Rachel to Amber:
you're a hybrid mom. a leader in the new feminist movement of maintaning a social life while raising a child alone. welcome to the new regime of motherhood. it's hard to be a pioneer, but you're an excellent mother and you deserve to have fun. it's not time for you to settle down into parenting meetings and book clubs with other moms who are obsessed with corny romance novels. you actually have a life to live!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
11.
Bennett-
I keep seeing ads for Mormon dating, gay chat sites, and how to become an ordained minister in the church of satan. I don't think Facebook knows what to make of me.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
10.
Mohammed Alzaharani Mar 17, 2010 11:34 PM:
I mias oou'bnn
Rachel:
I miss you toooooooi so drunks
Mohammed:
No I honed no idea put futun I an , let's hadg oi some yonecv hahaha imtagagafsgaga shoe
I mias oou'bnn
Rachel:
I miss you toooooooi so drunks
Mohammed:
No I honed no idea put futun I an , let's hadg oi some yonecv hahaha imtagagafsgaga shoe
9.
AMBER:
You sit in a small room all naked with your feisty attitude? You're begging to be sexually harassed, fax machine. You're begging.
random dialogue with your fax machine going on in my head
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
8.
Bennett:
"I'll walk down the aisle in a MarcoMarco body suit, with my bride affixed to my pelvis."
"I'll walk down the aisle in a MarcoMarco body suit, with my bride affixed to my pelvis."
Thursday, March 11, 2010
7.
Rachel:
- i can't help it if i am your number one fan.
Caity:
- haha it's because I'm so cool.... My apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsen comes over, on occasion.
Rachel:
- LOL and we only drink the best brandy known to man on your red satin sheets.
Caity:
-You know it. In our leopard print robes...
Rachel:
- no, they're just straight leopard caity
Caity:
- LOL next to the fireplace while listening to Barry Manilow.
Rachel:
- and stroking our... cats.
- i can't help it if i am your number one fan.
Caity:
- haha it's because I'm so cool.... My apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsen comes over, on occasion.
Rachel:
- LOL and we only drink the best brandy known to man on your red satin sheets.
Caity:
-You know it. In our leopard print robes...
Rachel:
- no, they're just straight leopard caity
Caity:
- LOL next to the fireplace while listening to Barry Manilow.
Rachel:
- and stroking our... cats.
6.
Bennett:
-I had a teacher in high school who used to DJ at the Hi-Dive and whenever drunk guys would come up and hit on her, she would pretend to be deaf.
-She was also a Denver Rollergirl with HUMONGOUS boobs.
-I had a teacher in high school who used to DJ at the Hi-Dive and whenever drunk guys would come up and hit on her, she would pretend to be deaf.
-She was also a Denver Rollergirl with HUMONGOUS boobs.
-I learned a a fuckton of math that year. :-)
5.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
4.
Rachel:
i did something naughty
;)
Amber:
doooo telllll
Rachel:
i bought an $80 juicy couture shirt
it just came to me
and a $30 dress
on credit
eep
Amber:
rachel
that was not naughty.
2.
"maybe if i tell chicks i'd hit it, they'll respond and be like...holy shit..that guys has god's cock between his legs, i can't turn that down" - Me
pretending i understand what goes on in Ian's head. right before amber told me about her idea for a blog like this.
pretending i understand what goes on in Ian's head. right before amber told me about her idea for a blog like this.
1.
a blog devoted purely toward exploiting the funny and interesting quotes from the people in my life - a stolen idea from my lovely sister.
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