60.

god jabba the hut is such a fat fucking asshole. - MJ

59.

Stephanie- you and me together?! kiss my fucking ass, princess.

58.

Rachel- i have a thing for clothes.
Jason- hey that's cool.. some people collect... ... children. others collect clothes.

58.

Jason G: I thought it was demonic at first glance

Jason G: yeah it does sound like demoinc, too

Laura W: demoinc?

Laura W: ha ha

Jason G: that should be a word

Laura W: You can make it a word. Tell us the definition

Jason G: Demoinc - Demons, hailing from the underworld, that lived in Des Moines, Ia. in their previous lives.

Laura W: The demoinc are coming to get you! And they have pitch forks!

57.

Charles - I set my alarm last night, but forgot to turn it on. At least I went into this morning with good intentions.

56.

I secretly played with Barbies until I started having sex... then I kept having sex and stopped playing with Barbies. - Jones

55.

"so this morning, i was gonna trip you with a shoestring and you would fall and crack your head open and cry" - jason

"don't forget the water. he was gonna rig a bucket of water to spill when you tripped. but i told him this was the worst idea ever" - jen

"...what." - me

54.

Laura W: You can ask...I'm not asian.

Laura W: but my husband is

Rachel Ridings: I've actually been wondering...

Rachel Ridings: you can start a club. Asian by Association.

Laura W: I've picked up some manerisms.

Laura W: I could. But almost no one in Colorado could be members.

Rachel Ridings: that's what you call 'Elite'

Laura W: I would have to loosen the standards. You could be in the club if you've ever watched "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle."

Rachel Ridings: HAHAHAHA

Rachel Ridings: YES

Rachel Ridings: or own an Acura...

53.

Charles: Watching my peppermint plant grow from a green nub into a tall smelly stalk is the closest I will ever come to not getting an abortion.

52.

Me: damn this oatmeal is really good

Jason: it smells really good. If I was a dog I’d attack you and steal it.

Me: . . .

51.

Charles Turlington: Compiling a list of short-term goals. Is it bad to start off with "Attack somebody with a broken glass bottle and win"?

50.

Me: i walked into the kitchen and was talking to one of the guys i used to sit by at work and he was like "yeah...miss seein' your little bunnies" and walked away.

and i was like... ... ...what.

Drew:LOL!

Me: and then i realized he was talking as if he were me, cause there are rabbits outside of my old window… like he was saying i must miss them

Drew: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: yeah, i was MAJORLY confused as to what "little bunnies" meant. i had the most disgusted look on my face. i'm glad he walked out.

49.

Laura W: Inventoria and Express Invoice bring the force to you.

Rachel Ridings: HAHAHA

Rachel Ridings: YES

Laura W: better than buy it or die?

Rachel Ridings: this is perfect.

Rachel Ridings: i do like the simplicity of buy it or die...

Laura W: It wasn't actually "or die" before, but I like the forcefulness of it.

Rachel Ridings: 'else' leaves too much to imagination.

Laura W: It does. It could merely imply that we'll ignore them if they don't buy it.

Laura W: Which we will.